Thousands of Undocumented Aliens Invade New Jersey
I don’t know what’s causing tens of thousands of fish to die and wash up on New Jersey beaches. There’s speculation that toxicity is involved but no evidence has been reported to support that, so far.
It’s also possible that exceptionally warm water temperatures are causing low oxygen conditions and the fish are suffocating.
On some level I have a feeling that we’ve poisoned the oceans to a point that the fish, many of them, have said “the hell with it” and simply decided to move on in a kind of reverse “dust bowl” desperation and to try the landlubber’s life.
Will the fruitcakes of the tin hat, xenophobic right now take up arms against this invasion of illegal immigrants, this teeming mass of scaly undocumented, aquatic vertebrates, these… wetbacks, encroaching on our sacred shores to drop their spawn and gain citizenship for their anchor fry?
Evolution tells us to keep an eye on this situation though, because, over time, some of these fish will be be sprouting legs so they can stand in the unemployment lines with the rest of us.